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This is the 3rd episode of "No Giving Go! 2"!
I thought we'd start with "No Giving Go! 1", but we'll start with "No Giving Go! 2"!
"Your dream will come true! Delusion Request"!
"Delusion Request" is a dream project in which members will play a dream situation in "No Giving Go! 2" that was requested on the show's homepage.
It's still being talked about a lot as an irresistible project during meals.
What surprised me was that "No Giving Go! 2" started at 2 am.
I was surprised. I thought everyone was watching from 2 am.
Even "Gilgamesh" started at 1 am.
- Huh? - The show started at 2 am and it got deeper for me.
- If it started at 2 am, I should have done it with more enthusiasm! - That's true.
- The rankings were announced. - Yes.
I, Ijiri Okada, as a male representative, will rank the exciting rankings.
- It meant "can you decide it in my opinion?" - Wow!
- I actually decided it in my opinion. - Yes.
- And this delusion request... - Yes.
- It's been repeated many times in the past, but it's probably gotten more common now. - Yes.
Top Badder
Fukagawa Mai-chan, who has now become a great actress,
Thank goodness
- The title is "Apron Shaped Miizuma" and "Love, Love, Morning". - This is amazing.
I still have this delusion.
At first, Fukagawa Mai-chan is in an apron and in a background making breakfast.
- She turns around... - She turns around...
Good morning! Breakfast will be ready soon.
- The apron-shaped Miizuma... - Yes.
- When you wake up in the morning... - Yes.
- The newlyweds won't leave you alone. - That's right.
- But the cameras will keep rolling. - Yes.
- "Hey, don't stick together! It's no good!" - Yes.
- "Wait for me!" - Yes.
- "Ahhh!" - "I love you!"
"I love you!" Fukagawa-san says and kisses the camera.
- That's amazing. - That's a really offensive part.
- After this, we have a talk. - Yes.
- When we asked Fukagawa-san which line was the most embarrassing... - Yes.
- "It's no good" and "Ahhh!" - "It's no good" and "Ahhh!"
- Of course! - "It's no good" and "Ahhh!"
- The director says... - Yes.
- "These girls are doing it in an embarrassing way." - Yes.
It's really good.
- "They're telling you to kill them." - Yes.
- She says "It's no good" and "Ahhh!" - "It's no good" and "Ahhh!"
- "It's a line that men can't stand." - "It's a line that men can't stand."
- She says that. - Yes.
That's right. I'm going to ask the technician.
You want me to say that men can't stand, don't you?
- She says that to the cameraman. - She says that to the cameraman.
- The cameraman nods in agreement. - They nod in agreement.
- Since the third episode of "No Gimingo 2" with Sharp-san... - That's right.
- We've started working with the technician. - That's right.
- From now on, I'm going to mess with the cameraman. - Yes.
- And Fukagawa-san says an embarrassing line in the VTR... - Yes.
- "I want to shine a light on Hina-dan as well." - Yes.
- This is the director's idea. - Yes.
If it were me, would there be anyone cuter than you, Fukagawa-san?!
I don't know whose voice it is, but it sounds like Nagashima.
Nagashima always makes that kind of voice.
In the previous line of the legendary line,
I'll give you this, so wait and say 'ah-um'
Nagashima was suddenly called out like this, right?
I think he's happy about it right now.
Let's listen to Nagashima's voice.
I'll give you this, so wait and say 'ah-um'
That's amazing.
This is Nagashima Seira's turning point.
I'm probably grateful to the members who called out Nagashima at that time.
The members who called out Nagashima.
I think the fans of "ijiri channel" know whose voice it is.
I'd like you to let me know if you know.
- That person saved Nagashima. - Saved him.
In "No Giving", a legend came out.
There's another legend after this.
[No Giving]
The next delusion request was from the captain, Sakurai-san.
Beautiful Joy's special compliment.
That's mean!
Another member said, "Your white clothes look good on you."
Because your face is also sharp.
It's true that Sakurai-san's white clothes look good on you.
I'm complimenting you after this,
but Sakurai-san's acting is already complete.
He's already very good at this time.
And again, the lines...
I'll look at your throat.
I'll listen to the sound of your chest.
That's weird.
"It doesn't seem like a cold," I said.
Huh?
I miss you.
Meet a girl in a girl's room.
I want to see you.
Is that a problem?
Then let's have a special treatment.
His forehead was heating up.
He came closer to the camera.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
He said that.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
"I wonder if you'll move me to love," I said.
Who requested this delusion?
A genius!
There was a genius submitter.
When this was over, I praised his acting.
I said, "It's getting hotter and hotter, is there anyone else who can say it properly besides Sakura- san?"
There was a member who said Takayama-san was good, so Takayama-san did it while being embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed, I'm embarrassed.
"It's getting hotter and hotter," I said, and there was a member who sneezed in an important place.
"Who is it?" I said, "It's Hashimoto-san."
Hashimoto-san sneezes in an important place during production.
I said, "Oh, then it's a penalty."
Then Hashimoto-san, do it.
Hashimoto-san also says this line.
This is also perfect.
But do it for me.
That's nice.
It's like an old man's comment.
It's a real comment.
It's a real comment, Takayama-san.
If you want to hear Hashimoto-san's cute sneeze, please go to Takayama-san.
I want you to record this and always keep it as a treasure and put it on your smartphone and listen to it many times while you're at work.
Next is Nakamoto Hime-san and Ito Marika-chan's confession after school.
I'm not good at it, but it's really cute.
When the members start the VTR, they say "cute, cute" in a row.
Nakamoto-san is sitting in the classroom after school.
Then the camera comes in and my favorite man comes in.
I'm sorry for calling you out last time to ask you for an answer.
How about someone you want me to date?
Then Ito Marika-chan comes in front of the camera and says, "That's not fair."
I confessed my love first.
I like you, I like you, but I love you.
Then Nakamoto-san looks at the camera and says...
I like you, I like you, but I love you.
It's a famous line.
Nakamoto-san's famous line "kiss me."
The members screamed and I couldn't hear anything.
Something amazing happened.
The VTR ended and Ikoma-chan said something nice again.
Ikoma-chan said "kiss" instead of "kiss" again.
I've been thinking about it all the time.
Everyone was surprised by Nakamoto-san's "kiss me."
Ito Marika-chan's next song "kiss me" disappeared.
I was going to say "kiss me" without playing it.
I thought it was a great song.
Since "no giving one" Ito Marika-chan didn't have much of a turn.
I said "kiss me" because I had to kill her.
Ikoma-chan said "kiss" once.
But everyone screamed and I couldn't hear anything.
Marika-chan said "kiss me" but I couldn't hear it.
I said "kiss me" and Ito Marika-chan said "I want you to hear it."
I thought I'd say it.
Everyone's "kiss" is noisy.
Ito Marika-chan switched to "kiss me."
Marika-chan said "kiss me."
Marika-chan's "kiss me" will be played here.
Now Nakada Kana-chan is embarrassed.
Ito Marika-chan's "kiss me" and Nakada Kana-chan's "kiss me" will also be recorded on your smartphone.
Please listen to it while you are working.
It's here.
This is my favorite line.
Then, Sato.
"Is there anyone who can say "kiss me" cuter than you two, Nagashima-san?"
I'll tell you my favorite line.
At two in the morning, when I looked in the mirror, I said "100 points."
When I got 100 points, the members took a picture of me.
Wakatsuki-san stood up and clapped for me.
From my good performance of 100 points, I got 200 points of Nagashima Sera.
I'm looking up, but I can see his happy face.
He waved at me and said, "Thank you, Mr. Ijiri."
In the midst of a lot of hurdles, he kissed me.
Let's take a look at it together.
Hashimoto-san is angry.
Shirai-san and Nakai-san said, "Nagashima, you did it!"
Nagashima Sera, 100 points!
At the end of the last episode of "No Giving 2", when I came to the studio,
I said, "Mr. Ijiri, thank you for waving at me."
Nagashima cried and said, "Thank you for waving at me, Mr. Ijiri."
However, Nagashima Sera is a full-fledged performer.
I've said it many times today, but record Hashimoto- san's sneeze and listen to it on your commute.
Even if you kiss Hime-tan and Ito Marika-chan, record it and listen to it on your smartphone.
You don't have to record it if you kiss Nagashima's bad luck.
Please watch "Adult's Bad Luck" on Ijiri Channel.
- The hard work has increased this much. - Yes.
- Next, Matsumura-san's delusional request. - Oh!
- This is... - I can't say it anymore.
- You can't say it anymore? - Right, Matsumura - san? I'm sorry.
Matsumura-san, I'm sorry for not saying it.
- The title is "While I'm Here". - Oh!
- This is a good title, isn't it? - It's a good title.
Since the studio is excited, I said Matsumura- san's delusional request with a very good feeling.
The scale has increased a lot.
Obviously, the tension of the members has dropped.
To put it simply, it's a dream setting where Matsumura- san comes in with the setting that Matsumura-san is one of his favorite fans.
- It's amazing. - It's good up to this point, isn't it?
- It's good. - Please hide me.
What do you mean?
I'm tired of being an idol and I'm anxious about it.
As a result of spilling my words, I said, "Then I'll go home."
Finally, I gave my name and I'm anxious about it.
Will you listen to my private message next time?
It was a mess.
The horror that was flowing in the studio was Matsumura-san.
It wasn't short.
I can't touch it at all.
The reaction of the members is also thin.
Since it came out of Matsumura-san's mouth, I think I noticed it.
Can I say this for a moment?
After this, I was looking at the script and said, "Where is the word that makes me nervous?"
Matsumura-san said, "Please consult me in private next time."
That didn't make me nervous at all.
I'm in a lot of trouble in the studio right now.
Do you know what it means to put your arms together?
Mental state.
I've read it in a book by cabaret women.
When we put our arms together, we don't want to talk to our customers anymore.
I'm not interested in you anymore.
- I'm not interested in you anymore. - "I reject you."
Don't talk to me anymore.
It's not that I'm doing it on purpose.
It's because it comes out of my body sometimes.
- A cabaret woman. - Oh, I see.
- It came out of me. - No, it came out of you.
So I was thinking about what to do with it.
Who will say this line for me?
In my heart, "Please!"
- Farmer's woman! - Oh, you said it!
I entrusted everything to the farmer's woman.
Even though I'm a comedian who gives up, I entrust it to the farmer's woman.
"Eh?" said the farmer's woman. "Eh, what should I say?"
"This time, even if it's private, please ride it," she said.
It ended with a siren punch.
So I said, "Uh, farmer's woman, is it okay?"
Please give me a punch like a farmer's woman.
- That's amazing! - It's amazing!
Even though I'm in trouble, "Please give me a punch like a farmer's woman."
- No, no, no. - What's selling is...
- What? - Farmer's woman is also getting 200 points here.
- Do you want to see it? - Oh, I'd like to see it. - Yes.
- Hahaha! - It's okay, it's broken.
- I received it very soon. - Farmer's woman, thank you very much!
- I couldn't go because I entrusted everything to you. - Farmer's woman said goodbye and turned around and went home.
- This time it's Nagashima's farmer's woman and the strength of the special combination came out.
- Farmer's woman apple punch. - There was an apple punch.
- Next, Akimoto, Eto, and Nishino. - And "My dream" is the title, but in fact, the manga artist's smile is Tatsuya.
- I received one of his delusional requests. - To put it simply, the three of us will make teriyaki.
- Not only that, but let's play "king game" from Akimoto's mouth.
- A delusion of playing "king game" with members of Nogizaka.
- And finally, I'm sure to say what Rega-san says.
- When I said "three of you, please", my feet started to feel heavy.
- Later, the apple punch got excited, but the studio became awkward again.
- The three of them said, "What's good about this VTR?"
- I don't know what to say, so I'm just saying what I've been saying in my head.
- Then, Eto-san said "thank you".
- Eto-san was saved.
- "Then, what does Ijiri-san say?"
- The three of them said "definitely", so I was saved.
- I had to do something about this pass.
- The VTR deck got better, but it became first place.
- First place!
- It was a relief, so it became first place. - Next.
- I was surprised again. - Yes.
- It's Ikomo-chan. - Ikomo-chan didn't come here because she thought she was cute, right?
- But she had to do a delusion request, so the request that came to Ikomo-chan was from Matsui Rena-san. - Oh!
- No way! No one would think that Matsui Rena-san would come to Nogizaka 46 after this. - No one would think that.
- No one would think that Ikomo-chan would go to AKB48. - No one would think that.
- This is a great combination, isn't it? Forbidden dot dot dot. - Ikomo-chan is cute!
- I wasn't good at being cute, but Ikomo-chan is really cute in this one.
- She's staying with Matsui Rena-chan for the first time in a while. - Yes, she's staying with them.
- It's fine, but when girls stay together, the next thing they do after playing cards is playing Shiritori. - Yes, that's right.
- I thought you'd do it, but it has a meaning. It's called "risu". - Yes.
- Then, "sushi", "shirasu", "suiei", "isu" and "matasu" are all returned with "su". - Oh, you're so mature.
- "Don't you realize it yet? Tell me you like me."
- When Ikomo-chan tells Rena-chan, "I want you to say you like me," and she returns "su" and says "tell me you like me,"
- the camera approaches her ears and says "suki" and Ikomo-chan nods and says "kiss" to Ikomo-chan.
- She's embarrassed and can't help it. She's not a character.
- She hands me the phone and I say, "What's wrong?" and she says, "This is my first kiss."
- Oh, in this scene? - Yes, it's her first kiss in "No Giving" and it's her first time.
- Oh, I see. - Look at her shy, embarrassed face!
- It's the face of someone who lost their first kiss.
- Would you like to have your first kiss with everyone in the audience?
- Yes. - Yes, she said, but before she said that to the audience, she said it to the camera.
- Oh, that's true. - I said, "Do you have that camera?"
- Oh! - From here, a legend, a legendary camera will appear in the audience.
- It's finally coming out here. - Yes.
- Kikuno-chan looked around and said, "Oh, that's Ichikame's person."
- If you shake Ichikame's person, - Yes.
Will it be this red?
- Hahahahaha! - During work.
"It's going to be this red, so I'll give you an order." - Yes.
- "You're a delusional cameraman." - That's amazing.
- It's called a delusional cameraman. - Delusional cameraman.
- Then, after this, I'm doing cameras at live venues in various places. - Yes.
- It's already a delusional cameraman! It's already a delusional cameraman! It's amazing. - It's already a delusional cameraman.
- It's a delusional cameraman who became famous in the meantime of anxiety.
- You're going to put Ikoma-chan in first place here, right?
- You didn't usually put Ikoma-chan in first place, but you did it cutely, so you put her in first place.
- And with Ikoma-chan in first place here, the studio is in a good mood again, right?
- The next one is a problem work, right? - Yes.
- Takayama-san, Noujou-san, Hatanaka, and Seira - chan.
- The title is "Yankee Woman and Eyes Meet".
- I'll tell you the setting.
- The three of them are sitting in this trash can in the setting behind the lodge.
- Then, Takayama-san says, "Hey you, you laughed at us, didn't you?"
- "Don't mess with me, you bastard!"
- Takayama-san punches.
- Noujou-san punches.
- Hatanaka-san punches. - And finally, Takayama - san's "Hey, you bastard, I'll even suck your mom's boobs!"
Before this delusion request starts, the Takayama- Noujou-Hatanaka episode is a bit of a strange delusion, so I don't think girls can understand it.
- I see, I see. - I think you'll ask, "Where does it burn?"
I'm sorry, but could you stand on the doem side and say it?
- What's wrong with you? - I said, "I can understand doem-like statements," and these three girls got excited and said it.
- Yes. - So first of all, I said, "Women don't know!"
- I said, "Men can't get enough of being kicked!" - Yes.
- When "Gilgamesh Knight" was at its peak rating of 9.4%, I think it was 9.4% because I played a role of being beaten in soft sm. - Yes.
- As a sm-loving man, I became famous. - Yes.
- That's how I became famous. - Yes.
- When I said, "Women don't know," the members' reactions were no joke. - Yes.
- And in the narration, it was like, "Grabbing doem-like Ijiri's heart." - Yes.
- I don't need that kind of background music! - Yes.
- It was like, "Grabbing doem-like Ijiri's heart," and it was a good narration. - Yes.
- The last one is Shiraishi-san. - Oh!
- "Next up is Okada Noboru-san, 49 years old, from Tokyo, who is a comedian." - Yes.
- The members were like, "Huh? Who is comedian Okada Noboru?" - Yes, you don't know, do you?
- "It's me!" - Yes.
- And the members were like, "Huh?" - Yes.
- Normally, when Shiraishi-san requests, "Why isn't Ijiri-san sm-loving?" - Yes.
- "Huh? Noboru? Huh? Noboru?" - Yes.
- "Is that it?!" - Yes.
- They reacted to "Noboru." - Yes.
- "After-bath-sweetness-time" is a very good title. - Yes.
- What I mean is, I'm a dog in a doggy gauge. - Yes.
- Then, Shiraishi-san would say, "Ah, that felt good," and he would be in pajamas after taking a bath.
- When Shiraishi-san appeared in pajamas, I would jump out of the gauge and go to Shiraishi-san. - Yes.
- But, "Noboru" is a very good title. - Yes.
- "Ah, Noboru, you're in the wrong place for peeing again." - Yes.
- When I'm over 80 years old... - Yes.
- My wife would let me go. - What?!
- You know, I might not know where the bathroom is anymore. - Yes.
At that time, my wife pressed the play button and said, "Oh, I'm going up again. I pressed it again and missed it."
This is my dream. After that, I couldn't help it.
Oh, can you play it that far?
But it's cute, so I'll forgive you.
Oh, can you play it that far?
My wife sat in the back sofa and said, "Wait."
Wait, I'm going up.
I like that line.
Do you usually play it?
Wait, I'm going up.
"Come up," my wife said.
The cameraman went to my wife.
Yes, yes, yes.
The cameraman went to my wife and said, "Stop it. Stop climbing, stop climbing, stop it."
When the cameraman switched and switched to my high- speed tongue, the members pulled it out with their tongues.
It's been a while since I pulled it out with my tongue.
Inoue and Sayuri pulled it out and put their ears in it.
Itou Mane looks at me properly.
Nagamotsu also looks at me with one eye.
Not only Japanese TV, but also Ijiki is a big hit.
Nikoma and Matsumura also talk a lot.
Even if I don't like it, Akimoto always looks at me.
Nishino looks at me like, "Oh, Ijiki, good luck again."
I forgot to say this.
I thought only Shirai-san was told to go up.
She said, "Wait, I'm going up."
She said it to Ikuta-san.
What?
She said, "Dog-turtle," and the previous one, "Pony- turtle," went to Handy-san like a dog.
Ikuta-san also said, "No, you can't go up."
Congratulations on climbing all over the country!
Congratulations!
Hashimoto-san pulled it out.
Hashimoto-san, why do you always pull it out?
I think it's only this time that Nogizaka46 pulled it out and reacted with my tongue.
In 2013, you all got used to my tongue, right?
As a result, who will win?
It can be decided by my own discretion, so Icoma- chan is in first place.
The reason was unexpected.
So, "Imagination Request," can we review it?
It's about your childhood innocence.
Next time, at the end of the year, when you go back to your parents' house,
please play the VTR at your parents' house.
I only did this once before and after.
I'm looking forward to seeing your parents' house in Nogizaka, where you have five siblings and five families.
See you again!
Thank you very much.